misterwalrus:

apriki:

moses u little shit

I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE

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dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

Source anderson-hastings


housewifeswag:

I feel this post on a spiritual level.

Source naadaa11


wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

Source asexualarmin


staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

Source torilongbottom


captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

Source captainarlert


ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

Source gifdistrict


Ask/Gif Meme → Anonymous asked

↳ Shrek + Favorite Scene

Source wigglemore


oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

Source oldgods


snow-fallen-angel:

fireplacegirl10:

runicbasso:

commanderabutt:

Just a reminder that the LGBT community isn’t some magical place where everyone is accepted. 

Welcome to the LGBT “community,” where the B is made-up and the T doesn’t matter!

Oh and let’s not forget that the A in LGBTQA stands for Ally instead of Asexual. Because those totally don’t exist.

How insecure are you to think that you’d need to compete  with everyone else for a person that you would already be dating, in this question’s case?Plus, they’re not attracted to every person they see. Are you saying your date still has to compete for you to love them?  Either way- you wouldn’t have to compete anymore than you would with a “singular-gender attraction” sexuality (monosexual).

I sure wouldn’t want any sort of relationship to be a competition. Love shouldn’t have to be “earned” by you or anyone else. You’re already worthy of it.  Saying you’re competing with other people sounds pretty off to me.

Source itsthegreatpumpkincommanderabutt


vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

Source majesdanes



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