spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Source spenceromg


sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Source mayadevilou


lordoftheelves:

pros to dating me:

  • there is no limit to the amount of times I will watch The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings extended editions

Source lordoftheelves


hexephra:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

Source mishollins


Damn, I was tagged like.. few weeks ago or something and I finally made myself to do this. I am not lazy at all who said that!

Fill in the blanks and tag 6 people! (don’t forget to tell them you’ve tagged them).

Tagged by: arrthouse


Basics


Name: Kida
Birthday: February 18th

Favorite color: Black (how original..)
Lucky number: 11
Height: 770cm
Talents: I don’t mean to sound so freaking depressing, but I don’t believe I have any special talents..? 

Last dream you remember: I remember one night I had a dream where I came home and my girlfriend was panicking because my dog was walking on a ceiling.
Can you juggle?: actually, yes I can. Kinda…
Art/sports/both: Art. I would love to be more sporty myself, but I am not really into sports, if that makes any sense..?

Do you like writing?: Yes, but again, I don’t know if I am talented at all since I don’t let anyone read my writings.

Do you like dancing?: Yup, and here comes the fucking but, I am a horrible dancer :’D
Do you like singing?: (Oh for fucks sake!) Yes I love singing, but I think I sound terrible so I rarely sing when there’s people around.

Fantasies


Dream vacation: I am an outdoorsy person so something where I could spend a lot of time in nature. I would love to go to Africa, but I don’t want any safari shit where you drive a certain route with a guide. I want to explore cultures! I also dream of going to Australia and South America someday. I also would love to see Rome again, and Athens.

Dream guy/gal: I guess we all have some external qualities that turn us on, but really I just want to feel safe. I want someone who I can be myself around and I can talk about anything. And I’ll quote Meredith Grey now: “That you’ll love me, even when you hate me.”
Dream wedding: I don’t believe in marriage.. 
Dream pet: HORSE!
Dream job: I’d love to work with animals
Favorite song: It changes like once a week?! 
Least favorite song: pretty much everything from Justin Bieber
Least favorite album: I don’t listen the whole album unless I like the artist..
Least favorite artist: Justin Bieber

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: Both
Hair color: dark
Eye color: I don’t really care but amber eyes are fucking gorgeous!

Humorous/serious: I think I prefer humorous, but I don’t everything to be a joke so a pinch of serious too.
Taller/shorter: Taller
Biggest turn-off: It would be a long list…
Biggest turn-on: smiles, and kindness. and eyes! I love eyes. and men with long (and well kept) hair.

Tagging?

Oh gosh I don’t know who to tag? hmmm..

Greedyassassin  

hintofmint-mustbethe20s

wabishiishitto

forestchld

AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO FILL THIS, FEEL FREE TO NAME YOURSELF TAGGED!


anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

Source derwiduhudar


luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

Source gifsee


chauvinistsushi:

lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

It took me a minute

Source lamapalooza


mostly10:


Kit Harrington with a cat

kit kat

mostly10:

Kit Harrington with a cat

kit kat

Source hotguyswithkittens


I think you will agree I am pretty eloquent and surprisingly tall for a 6 year old. x

Source kissedbyflames


fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

Source thegailygrind



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